33 Funny Housewarming Gifts

33 funny housewarming gifts

Housewarming gifts are a great way to show your support for a friend or family member who is moving into a new home. But let's face it – not all housewarming gifts are created equal. Some are cheesy, some are boring, and others just don't make sense. If you're looking for the best funny housewarming gifts that will make your friends and family laugh, look no further! In this post, we'll share some of our favorite funny gift ideas that will be sure to put a smile on your recipient's face.

1. The 80s Mistaken Lyrics Coaster

This funny coaster is perfect for the music lover in your life. It features some of the most famous (and not so famous) lyrics from songs of the 80s, with a humorous twist. These coasters are sure to be a talking point at the housewarming party and may even elicit some laughs and flashbacks of times that were. As you celebrate this milestone in your friend's life give them a gift that will ensure their house is always filled with joy and laughter with this housewarming gift buying guide.

2. Thought-provoking Questions to Answer While you Poop

This funny book is perfect for the person who loves to take their time on the toilet. It features over 100 thought-provoking questions that will keep them entertained – and maybe even help them learn something new! Let guests use their brain while they strain by trying to answer one or two of the questions in this book. Then after they've done their business they can sign the guest book, hopefully after they have washed their hands, and rate their loo experience. This is a funny gift idea that will be sure to leave visitors tickled.

3. Junk Drawer Starter Kit

The junk drawer is a must-have in any home. You know what we mean, it's where you put all the things you need that don't have a designated place- they all go in that drawer. To help your friend get started filling their junk drawer this gift is an absolute must. It has helpful tools such as 2 AA batteries,  2 AAA Batteries, 1 Box of Matches, a Multibit Screwdriver, an LED Flashlight, Rubber Bands, Scissors, Tape, and a Pen. If you're looking for a housewarming gift that will is both useful and will give them a chuckle then this is it!

4. The Book Of Useless Information

This book is a cool housewarming gift for the trivia lover in your life. It's full of useless information that they'll love reading, like the history of hiccups and the world's longest words. It addresses every topic imaginable with 704 pages of articles, trivia, statistics, trivia, and lists plus the quirky illustrations that make the stories come to life. It provides hours of fascinating reading to feed the curious mind. If your friend loves learning new and interesting facts then they're sure to get a kick out of this book.

5. Retro Vinyl Coasters

These retro vinyl coasters are a need for the music lover in your life. They feature classic album covers from some of the best-selling artists of all time. This gift will be a sure conversation starter at the housewarming party and will bring back some great memories for your friend. They can use them to protect their furniture from water stains or just display them as a piece of art. Either way, they're sure to love this unique and fun gift.

6. Funny Housewarming Card

While you understand your friend and all their quirks, their new neighbors may not be so gracious. With this funny housewarming gift, you and your friend can have a good laugh about them trying to convince the new neighbors that they're normal. You will both have a good laugh at the thought of it. A card is also a great way to show your friend that you're thinking of them and wish them all the best in their new home. The card is blank on the inside so you can go further to express your sentiments on just how proud and happy you are for your friend achieving this milestone.

7. Bug Catcher Vacuum

This Bugzooka machine is a simple way to eliminate bugs from your home. This innovative tool is great for any homeowner and would make a great housewarming gift. Bugs are sucked into a catch tube so that friend of yours who is afraid of spiders never has to come face to face with one. She (or he) will certainly be grateful for that! The best part is no squishing! This means no bug clean-up after and disposal of the little critters is quick and easy. Your friend will thank you for this.

8. Funny Kitchen Towels

These funny kitchen towels are sure to make your friend laugh. They're a great way to show your sense of humor and wish them all the best in their new home. The witty sayings on these towels will be a delight to your friend every time they use them. The durable microfiber is great for wiping up spills or drying utensils. These cute kitchen towels come in a set of four and will make a fun housewarming gift idea for your friend that can be used again and again.

9. How to Fix Everything for Dummies

Does your main man pride himself on being Mr. Fix it, but instead of fixing things he ends up doing more harm than good? If that's the case then this funny housewarming gift is a must-have for your spouse. It will show him how to fix everything from creaky stairs to rewiring fixtures. It is packed with step-by-step illustrations and easy-to-follow instructions that will help you save money by doing repairs for yourself. Your spouse will love this gift!

10. Dinosaur Shower Head

If the new homeowners are dinosaur fans then this housewarming gift will give them a thrill. This T-Rex skeletal showerhead will make bathroom time so much more fun. It comes in a variety of colors that will perfectly match their bathroom decor. Your dinosaur-loving friend will be grateful for this thoughtful housewarming gift. Feed their quirky side and their love for all things dinosaurs with this unique and thoughtful item.

11. The Bathroom Guest Book

Some of our best ideas come while we're sitting on the throne. Your bathroom guests will feel very welcomed with this housewarming gift. They can express their deepest thoughts, the purpose of their visit to the loo, rate their bathroom experience, and tell you which song best describes their bathroom escapade. Your friends will be sure to have a good laugh reading the comments from their guests. With 112 fill-in pages, the entertainment will last for a very long time. 

12. Loch Ness Monster Soup Ladle

Cooking soup will be an adventure with this present for your friend's new home. This cute kitchen gadget will come in handy as they cook up a storm serving soup by the scoop and ladling gravy to feed their family and friends. It will make a great addition to their kitchen collection since it can definitely stand the heat and is also dishwasher safe. This Loch Ness Monster Soup Ladle is sure to make a splash at their next dinner party or family gathering. It is easy to store, BPA free and has a firm grip that allows for ease of use. In addition, your mom will love to add this special gift in her kitchen.

13. Hot Dog Toaster

It's always a good time for hot dogs so this will make a lovely housewarming gift for that college student who can hardly find time in between classes to cook. It is quick and easy and they will be able to have something on the go. This toaster can cook two hot dogs at a time as well as a built-in bun warmer so their buns will be nice and toasty. All they need is to add their favorite condiments. This fun kitchen gadget will make their life easier and help them save money on eating out.  You can also surprise your mom or sister with this practical gift.

14. Motion Activated Toilet Night Light

No more stumbling around in the dark. This high-quality LED light has an extremely sensitive light and motion sensor. So as your friends make their way around their new bathroom they will be better able to see where they are going. It will also stay on for 2 minutes after the last movement is detected. They choose from the single color setting or the multicolor setting for a kaleidoscope of color. It will be a beautiful addition to their bathroom decor along with the safety benefits. It is water-resistant, easy to install, and clean and durable. This fun housewarming gift idea is a must-have for your gift buying list. People with disabilities can also get benefits from it.

15. Watermelon Tap Kit

Why use an ordinary drink dispenser when you can have something unique? This tapping kit allows you to attach a faucet to your watermelon, pineapple, or even a pumpkin to transform it into a drink dispenser. Imagine the unique cocktails that can be created with this fun gift. It will make a handy housewarming gift for the young couple who likes to entertain. The kit also comes with coring tools to help with quick and easy installation. This gift item is sure to be a talking point at the next get-together plus the amazing cocktails will leave guests delighted!

16. Bath and Shower Wine Glass Holder

Sometimes after a long hard day at work, you need to unwind with a long shower and a glass of wine. This nifty gift will allow your friends to do just that. It is a suction cup holder that can be attached to any smooth surface in the bathroom. Now they can enjoy their favorite beverage while they relax in the bath or shower. It is strong and dishwasher safe, but what's more important is the simple relaxation a gift like this will offer which will make it an awesome housewarming gift.

17. Tortilla Blanket

Your Mexican  friend will enjoy cozying up in this giant tortilla blanket. It is made of ultra-soft flannel for the warmest most comfortable feel a blanket can offer. Your friends will love being wrapped in this blanket on those nippy nights as they watch a movie in their new apartment. Gift the new couple this blanket as a housewarming present will be a sure hit. They'll appreciate the warmth and comfort it offers and think of you every time they use it.

18. Tic Tac Toe Paper Holder

The rustic design of this toilet paper holder will add some class and elegance to any bathroom space. We all know that extra storage is always a plus and this toilet paper rack can hold up to nine rolls of tissue so you will never run out again. The paulownia wooden finish is lightweight and sturdy. Your friend will have a breeze installing these shelves with easy-to-follow steps they'll be finished in ten minutes or less. This stylish and practical gift will be a hit!

19. You Should've Moved Closer to Me Candle

So your best friend has moved away, she has gotten a new apartment on the other side of town, and while you're happy about her progress you're sad that she's moved so far away from you. Well, this gift is the perfect way to let her know just how you feel. The citrus, lavender, and wood-scented candle will fill her new apartment with all the beautiful aromas to make it feel like home. with a burn time of 50- 60 hours, her senses will be delighted every time she walks through the door. 

20. Guacamole Serving Bowl

It's five o' guac somewhere! This guacamole bowl is a lovely gift for your foodie friend who can appreciate a good pun. The ceramic dimple textured bowl and silver spoon stamped with 'holy guacamole' will not only be a fun housewarming gift but an ode to their wit that they will appreciate. The set is microwave and dishwasher safe for easy care. Your friend will smile and think of you every time they make their famous guacamole recipe in their new home.

21. Bear Paw Oven Mitts

These bear paw mittens will allow their recipient to handle the heat in the kitchen with ease. It's fun and functional with paws that are insulated with silicone material to protect their hands from hot temperatures. The mittens are also equipped with a fabric loop so they can be hung up when not in use. This set of oven mitts is a cute and practical housewarming gift your friend will love using in their new home while they whip up meals for the family.

22. Toilet Timer

There's that one person who always takes too long in the bathroom when they decide to go potty. That person that came to mind- yes that one needs to get this timer. This stupid funny housewarming gift will let them know their bathroom time is up so whatever they are doing, or not doing, needs to wrap up. Five minutes on the throne or begone. Their spouse will thank you for this gift because at least now it's less likely that the bathroom will be under siege for hours on end. It's a win-win you gift them a funny yet practical housewarming gift and everybody gets equal bathroom time and lives happily ever after! 

23. The House was clean Yesterday Mat

After the new house feeling wears off chances are things might start looking a little messy. This welcome mat will preempt visitors on what to expect. They may still judge you, but at least they were warned. The mat is made of high-quality felt and rubber with a non-slip back for stability. It's also easy to clean just vacuum or shake it out. It is ideal for outdoor or entryways and will add a bit of style and flair to their home decor.

24. Hand Cell Phone Holder

From one pair of hands to the next, this cellphone holder is a unique way to store your phone while you're not using it. It's perfect for the bedroom, office, or kitchen counter. The holder is made of high-quality polyresin and can accommodate most cell phones with or without a case. It also makes a great paperweight for those pesky bills that always seem to pile up. This hand cellphone holder is a housewarming gift your friend is sure to love.

25. Mr.Sneezy Egg Separator

Now this one is a little gross if you think about it, but your friend might appreciate the humor behind it. This egg separator is sure to get a few laughs at the breakfast table. It's also perfect for those who love to cook and are always looking for new gadgets to add to their collection. The Mr.Sneezy Egg Separator is made of high-quality silicone and is dishwasher safe. It's also BPA-free so you can rest assured that it's safe to use. This is a unique gift to give your friend at their housewarming party. Also a funny gift for your mom on her bday!

26. Funny Apron

Ever notice how everyone has an opinion on how you should prepare your meals? Well, put everyone on notice with this apron because their opinion is not in the recipe. It's a spicy response for all they know chefs that want to sniff around while you're in the kitchen. It has two large pockets that can be used to store tools or spices you'll need during the cooking process. The apron is made of high-quality cotton and is machine washable. It's also available in multiple sizes so you can find the perfect fit for your friend. This funny apron is a great gift for person who love cooking and grilling. 

27. Dog Paw Ice Cube Tray

Ice cubes are overrated, everyone does that try ice paws instead! These multipurpose silicone molds can be used for making ice, candy, or jelly molds. If your friend is a dog lover gifting them this tray will be a sure delight. It is heat resistant, non-toxic, and BPA-free. The tray is also dishwasher safe for easy cleanup. This Dog Paw Ice Cube Tray is a cute and useful gift to give your friend at their housewarming party.

28. Cat Fridge Magnets

These Cat Fridge Magnets are purrfect for the cat lover in your life. They are made of high-quality silicone and are safe to use around children and pets. The magnets are also strong enough to hold up pictures or notes and can be used on the fridge, whiteboard, or any magnetic surface. The set includes six cats in different colors -all unique in their way. Your cat-loving friend will appreciate this small, but thoughtful gift.

29. Novelty Toilet Paper

They may be in there for a while, why not let them enjoy the go and have a laugh while they're at it. This novelty toilet paper is filled with knock-knock jokes by the ply. This means they can be sure to have a good time while taking care of business. It's also biodegradable and septic safe so you don't have to worry about it clogging the toilet. These jokes for the john will keep your friends entertained while they sit on the throne. Also a good item which can be thrown into a basket gift !

30. Bathroom Decor Box

Hey Sweet Cheeks! These decorative storage boxes will be flirting with them every time they visit the bathroom. They are not only beautiful but will be sure to make your friends smile when they look at them. It can be used to store toilet paper, hand lotion, and a decorative plant to add that elegant and homey feel to their bathroom space. This Bathroom Decor Box is a funny gag housewarming gift for your friend who loves to decorate their home.

31. Mini Animal Toothbrush Holder

This elephant toothbrush holder is a cute organizer for the bathroom. Set it on the countertop or mount it on the wall with the adhesive bracket. With three separate sections, brushes can be kept apart. The mini animal toothbrush holder is perfect for those who love elephants or have a kid's bathroom. It's also multi-functional and if they choose to it can be used to hold pens, makeup brushes, and other small items instead of being used as a toothbrush holder. This is a lovely housewarming gift that won't break the bank.

32. Dinosaur Shower Curtain

In the process of giving housewarming gifts sometimes, we forget the kids. This Dinosaur Shower Curtain is sure to make a splash in the kiddie's bathroom. The design features different dinosaurs in fun and bright colors. It's made of 100% polyester fabric and is machine washable. It will add some fun and personality to the space and make bath time more enjoyable for the little ones. This is a great gift for new parents or anyone with small children.

33. Welcome-ish Sign

Come on in -maybe. This welcome-ish sign is elegant and filled with sarcasm and is sure to make your friends chuckle. It's made of wood and has a distressed finish that gives it a rustic look. This sign can be hung on the front door or inside the house as a decoration. It's also a great conversation starter and will get guests laughing as soon as they walk in the door. It's cute and decorative and adds charm and personality to their home. Get them this beautiful gift today!


Rose Parker

Finding the right housewarming gift for your friends can feel like a daunting task, but with this gift buying guide, you'll be sure to find something they will love and cherish for a lifetime. These 33 funny housewarming gifts will make you laugh and your friends will be sure to appreciate the thoughtfulness. So, what are you waiting for? Get shopping!

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